part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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