I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
