Christians are straight up FREAKS
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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