i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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