you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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