Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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