So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
