you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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