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Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".

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(847): Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy". http://tfl.nu/atvg

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THAT'LL be a good time.

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and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.

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(401): THAT'LL be a good time. (401): and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word. http://tfl.nu/x8f6

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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.

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(248): she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look. http://tfl.nu/ne7a

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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?

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(613): Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making? http://tfl.nu/bys4

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Hannah Montana > iCarly

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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely

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(847): Hannah Montana > iCarly (309): I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely http://tfl.nu/uzzz

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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup

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(724): he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup http://tfl.nu/zlwx

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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones

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(904): My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones http://tfl.nu/lwep

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.

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(201): It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb. http://tfl.nu/thcm

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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation

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(207): he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation http://tfl.nu/dl0f

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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".

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(205): That's why they call him "the cheesegrater". http://tfl.nu/ctav

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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.

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(512): Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today. http://tfl.nu/jvq8

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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.

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(716): it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours. http://tfl.nu/lt62

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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.

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Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!

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(201): I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine. (1-201): Why is there even a knowledge base for that?! http://tfl.nu/9uxx

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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.

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(501): You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed. http://tfl.nu/yh1d

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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.

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Gonna be tough to beat that next year!

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(508): So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party. (508): Gonna be tough to beat that next year! http://tfl.nu/374f

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