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  You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish

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  Experience is the best teacher

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  (810): You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish (248): Experience is the best teacher http://tfl.nu/l23g
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.

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  (405): It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him. http://tfl.nu/10ee
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.

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  (240): oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie. http://tfl.nu/8aj5
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  (217): View more from Illinois

  Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning

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  didn't feel it. :)

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  It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.

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  wait what? so it's not in america?

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  (217): Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning (1-217): didn't feel it. :) (217): It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't. (1-217): wait what? so it's not in america? http://tfl.nu/0q24
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  (662): View more from Mississippi

  I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is

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  (662): I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is http://tfl.nu/ce5u
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."

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  (513): she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead." http://tfl.nu/j1dy
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.

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  (540): My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things. http://tfl.nu/x5j7
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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.

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  (413): They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket. http://tfl.nu/y613
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  (352): View more from Florida

  She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.

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  (352): She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject. http://tfl.nu/69m3
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  (914): View more from New York

  The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.

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  (914): The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands. http://tfl.nu/vf34
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit

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  (402): You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit http://tfl.nu/nx74
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all

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  (651): So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all http://tfl.nu/5r9b
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  (805): View more from California

  I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.

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  Why do I even exist?

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  (805): I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all. (805): Why do I even exist? http://tfl.nu/rs2d
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.

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  (717): There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing. http://tfl.nu/cfbw
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  (310): View more from California

  i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy

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  (310): i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy http://tfl.nu/mmrh
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