I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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