I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person