Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no