ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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