waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.