What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.