i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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