You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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