I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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