I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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