Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.