Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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