So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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