Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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