he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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