FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind