Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Green mimosas i think yes
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.