My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.