She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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