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Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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