I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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