I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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