She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.