then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?