Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
foreskin is a definite game changer
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.