sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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