You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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