You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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