I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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