what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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