i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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