Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize