is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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