Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just high enough for therapy.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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