man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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