Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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