Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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