gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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