Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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