ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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