similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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