After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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