The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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