Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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