I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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