omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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